MY NEW ACCOUNT IS (maii-desu)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

(via thatsthat24)

1mikantsumiki1:

how i deal with my problems

(Source: hexmaniacmiki, via onee-samaaa)

iwannapushyourdaisies:

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

(via synthiachen1995)

raggedyarchangel:

officialvarrictethras:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

…garbage disposals are not universal?

#NO THEY ARE NOT#IM SO SCARED OF THOSE THINGS#WHY WOULDNT YOUJUST HAVE A COMPOST BIN LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE#WHY CANT YOU JUST HAVE A SINK THAT CAN BE CLEANED#WHAT THE FUC ARE THOSE THINGDS

(via pug-kun)

juhjamz:

are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry

(via marrieddorks)